Here There Be Unicorns
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bookfirstlinetourney:

Round 1

No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream. Hill House, not sane, stood by itself against its hills, holding darkness within; it had stood so for eighty years and might stand for eighty more. Within, walls continued upright, bricks met nearly, floors were firm, and doors were sensibly shut; silence lay steadily against the wood and stone of Hill House, and whatever walked there, walked alone.

-The Haunting of Hill House, Shirley Jackson

The human race, to which so many of my readers belong, has been playing at children’s games from the beginning, and will probably do it till the end, which is a nuisance for the few people who grow up.

-The Napoleon of Notting Hill, G.K. Chesterton

Neil Josten let his cigarette burn to the filter without taking a drag.

-The Foxhole Court, Nora Sakavic

Which is the best opening?

The Haunting of Hill House

The Napoleon of Notting Hill

The Foxhole Court

bookfirstlinetourney:

Round 1

Change can kill. Devastate. Destroy. But it can also save.

-Branded by Fire, Nalini Singh

The unicorn lived in a lilac wood, and she lived all alone.

-The Last Unicorn, Peter S. Beagle

The first I knew about the civil war was when my sister Aurien poisoned me.

-The King’s Name, Jo Walton

Which is the best opening?

Branded by Fire

The Last Unicorn

The King’s Name

bookfirstlinetourney:

Round 1

I wasn’t there when I died.

-Nobody True, James Herbert

It is possible I already had some presentiment of my future.

-Book of the New Sun, Gene Wolfe

All children, except one, grow up.

-Peter Pan, J.M. Barrie

Which is the best opening?

Nobody True

Book of the New Sun

Peter Pan

anexperimentallife:

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Somebody said it was his day?

greenraincoat-art:
“I dunno this one keeps looking super warped for whatever reason. :\ I think it might be the angle I drew it at.
anyway, young Frigga and Odin, after Bor’s death.
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greenraincoat-art:

I dunno this one keeps looking super warped for whatever reason. :\ I think it might be the angle I drew it at.

anyway, young Frigga and Odin, after Bor’s death.

@kindnessemitsagoldenlight

themermaidavenger:

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moon landing day is trending! congratulations tumblr for creating a new internet holiday!

alexaloraetheris:

amalgamasreal:

da-boy-o-kultur:

alamuts-lair-of-madness:

escuerzoresucitado:

HOW?

Apparently someone left a lighter in their pocket and all of That is from the gas released when the lighter ruptured

So there’s slightly more to it than that, that dryer is a natural gas dryer rather than a purely electric one. So when the lighter went off (the initial small explosion) it damaged the sealed drum enough to get to the gas lines in the heating element of the dryer which then allowed the natural gas and oxygen to mix, hit the fire from the lighter, and result in the second MUCH LARGER blast.

This is one of the many reasons why you always check your pockets, and also why I’ve never owned a natural gas dryer, even though they’re way more energy efficient than an electric one.

Also the choice of music is… Something

starbird6:

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i could never be a pastry chef lol

tomthefanboy:

The Apollo 11 Moon Landing, July 20, 1969 is not just an American holiday. It’s a world holiday!